July 2012
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 6 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
- Me watching the Olympics at age 9: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 13: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 17: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
- Me watching the Olympics: Wow I wish I could do that
- Me: *Sitting on the couch eating ice cream*
