Dreams come true

  • Me: Not pregnant
  • Me: Honor student
  • Me: Not on drugs
  • Me: Never been in legal trouble
  • Me: Hard worker
  • Me: Not an alcoholic
  • Parents: Cool
  • Me: Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.
  • Parents: OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
  • Me: Oh okay.

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